Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hey Skinny Santa!, artist - JD McPherson. Album song SOCKS, in the genre Date of issue: 01.11.2018
Record label: New West
Song language: English
Hey Skinny Santa! |
| Hey, Mister Santa |
| How’s it lookin'? |
| That thirty-two waistline |
| You better get cookin' |
| We need a big Santa |
| It’s almost Christmas time |
| First stop, we gotta get to Chicago |
| The secret to the pizza there is in the dough |
| Italian beef with giardiniera hot and sweet |
| Pop a Polish sausage on Maxwell Street |
| Windy City poppin' corn with caramel and cheese |
| Adds a couple notches to his belt with ease |
| We gotta get some gumbo in N-O-L-A |
| Santa needs a pot of crawfish étouffée |
| Andouille and jambalaya, Santa don’t stop |
| A fried oyster po’boy and a nice Lagniappe |
| Fill him up with beignets and a box of pralines |
| We’ll get his red britches bustin' at the seams |
| Hey, Mister Santa |
| How’s it lookin'? |
| That forty-two waistline |
| You better get cookin' |
| We need a big Santa |
| It’s almost Christmas time |
| I never though I’d see a skinny Old Saint Nick |
| It’s mid-December Santa, better bulk up quick |
| Hit up every donut shop, a hundred dozen |
| That’s just enough to keep the big man runnin' |
| Hey, Mister Santa |
| How’s it lookin'? |
| That fifty-two waistline |
| You better get cookin' |
| We need a big Santa |
| It’s almost Christmas time |
| Beat it down low over Memphis-town |
| Find his favorite barbeque and pass it around |
| Biscuits, grits and gravy and some chow-chow too |
| Fried green tomatoes for the reindeer crew |
| Chicken wings, mac-and-cheese, some buttermilk pie |
| Puts the old sparkle back in Santa’s eye |
| Hey, Big Santa |
| How’s it lookin'? |
| That ninety-nine waistline |
| You better get cookin' |
| We got a big Santa |
| It’s almost Christmas time |
| It’s almost Christmas time |
| It’s almost Christmas time |