| You’re going forty five in a seventy
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| You know I tried to pass a time or two
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| Hey, that’s why we got that shoulder
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| You gotta move that caddy over
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| That’s not very Texas of you
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| You ordered up a cosmo in a honky tonk
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| You don’t even know one George Strait tune
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| Never heard of amarillo and you hate armadillos
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| Well that’s not very Texas of you
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| Maybe you’re from some big ol' city
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| Where the air and the attitudes are gritty
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| You don’t own wranglers, or a pair of cowboy boots
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| Well that’s not very Texas of you
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| If you can’t take the hot in jalepeno
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| You don’t care that the bonnets here are blue
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| You won’t get up in a saddle, help us drive those cattle
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| Well that’s not very Texas of you
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| Maybe you’re from some big ol' city
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| Where the air and the attitudes are gritty
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| You don’t own wranglers, or a pair of cowboy boots
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| Well that’s not very Texas of you
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| You could try to be a little more lonestar
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| Think a little bigger, not so small
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| Tip a stetson hat, and say yes ma’am
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| It’ll sound better in a southern drawl y’all
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| Not everybody’s born to be a cowboy
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| Believe me, I’m not trying to be rude
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| But before I let you go I just thought that you should know
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| That’s why we got that shoulder
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| So move that caddy over
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| You never heard of amarillo
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| And you hate armadillos
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| You don’t like the beans barbecue
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| Well that’s not very Texas
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| Well that’s not very Texas of you |