| Where son mis llaves I thought that I left them beside the door
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| I need them to start mi coche to drive to the liquor store
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| Tengo dinero enough per comprar from my student loan
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| Cuatros tortugas, 2 Mickey’s for me, 2 Schlitz for Ramon
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| Keys ain’t no where so amigos decided to caminar
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| To walk a half mile for sweet malt liquor doesn’t seem to far
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| That’s when problemas y dolores de la noche began
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| Las policas were destined to ruin our happy plan
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| Where is the harm in amigos bebemos some beer
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| Tortugas help time pass more easily when you live here
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| Un coche de policia rolled up with the spot light on
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| Donde van ustedes esta noche, ellos preguntan
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| Que cosa tienen en sus manos, pointing at the beer
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| We’re underage so Ray said that maybe we should get out of here
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| Yo no soy marinara, soy capitan
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| Una capitan borracho porque bebo muchas tortugas
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| Yo no puedo bien caminar, yo no puedo hablar correctomente
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| So now we chill en un carcel amigos no longer free
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| Emptyness reigns in estomacho where malt liquor should be
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| Until we make bail we can’t drink no tortugas any more
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| El hombre proximo looks at me with ojos de amor |