| I’d like to invite you to my psychiatric office
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| Where my kind you’ll find is a different kind
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| I’ll listen to your troubles
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| And keep on pouring them doubles
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| And one way or the other
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| We’ll get her off of your mind
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| Cause I’ve been voted the most popular
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| Problem solvin' doctor in town
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| There ain’t been a problem made
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| That me and my jug can’t put down
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| I’ve been voted the most popular
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| Problem solvin' doctor in town
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| So if you’re in their shoes and you’ve got bad news
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| My office hours are 9:00 to 2:00
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| I’ll have your barstool ready with a glass of forgetter
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| Believe you me wait and see
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| You’ll soon forget her
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| It won’t take long once we start
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| To heal your poor old broken heart
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| And when you get her off your mind you’ll find
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| Her memories couldn’t be deader
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| Cause I’ve been voted the most popular
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| Problem solvin' doctor in town… |