| Well here I sit in this honky tonk feeling mighty low
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| Hating to see that old clock on the wall saying its time to go
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| So bring another drink bartender, troubles boy I got em
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| And if I’m gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom
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| 'Cause I got the meanest old woman you ever did seen
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| And she don’t go me staying out all night
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| And when I come home in the morning banging on the screen
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| You can bet your bottom dollar, there’s gonna be a whale of a fight
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| I guess she might be pretty good, sometimes sweet and kind
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| But she can’t see past her nose when it comes to this jug of mine
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| But when I get the heebie jeebies, this jug is the only way to stop them
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| So if I’m gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom
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| And I got the meanest old woman you ever did seen
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| And she don’t go me staying out all night
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| And when I come home in the morning banging on the screen
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| You can bet your bottom dollar, there’s gonna be a whale of a fight
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| I guess she might be pretty good, sometimes sweet and kind
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| But she can’t see past her nose when it comes to this jug of mine
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| But when I get the heebie jeebies, this jug is the only way to stop them
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| And if I’m gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom
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| Yeah if I’m gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom |