Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song A Fine Romance, artist - Johnny Mercer. Date of issue: 31.12.1991
Song language: English
A Fine Romance |
| A fine romance with no kisses |
| A fine romance, my friend, this is |
| We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes |
| But you’re as cold as yesterday’s mashed potatoes |
| A fine romance, you won’t nestle |
| A fine romance, you won’t wrestle |
| I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt |
| I haven’t got a chance |
| This is a fine romance |
| A fine romance, my good fellow |
| You take romance, I’ll take jello |
| You’re calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean |
| At least they flap their fins to express emotion |
| A fine romance with no quarrels |
| With no insults and all morals |
| I’ve never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants |
| I never get the chance |
| This is a fine romance |
| A fine romance with no kisses |
| A fine romance, my friend, this is |
| We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder |
| But we just fizz like parts of a Seidlitz powder |
| A fine romance, with no glitches |
| A fine romance, with no bitches |
| You’re just as hard to land as the 'Isle de France' |
| I haven’t got a chance |
| This is a fine romance |