| I’ve been drooling
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| At some mangy scraps of bread
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| And these hungry voices
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| Make a lot of noise inside my head
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| Show me the way to the rubbish dump
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| Or the bins at closing time
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| I’d walk a mile just to catch a smile
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| From a fish without its prime
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| Been hanging round the underground
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| Found a couple of crumbs down there
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| Was lucky and got some flotsam
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| From a girl with long brown hair
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| She said her name was Mary May
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| And she liked the springtime, oh
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| She said she left the meal half ate
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| She said she left the crusts of toast
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| Leftovers is what I want
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| Don’t need no fine cuisine
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| Give me a dime for bacon rind
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| Or slip me some of that old sardine
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| She’d been seeing a man named Jim
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| I said I didn’t mind
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| Said the second place is just my style
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| I’d glasses for the line
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| I felt she was keen to come
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| And I knew I’d met my match
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| I was sure that I had locked the door
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| And she had dropped the latch
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| Leftovers is what I want
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| Don’t need no fine cuisine
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| Give me a dime for bacon rind
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| Or slip me some of that old sardine
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| I said, «Bring your dark eyes honey»
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| She said, «You bring yours»
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| Said I don’t take second glance
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| So she walked out the door
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| I walked after her, it weighed me down
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| And asked her why she left
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| She said she only dealt leftovers
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| And that all else felt like theft
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| Leftovers is what I want
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| Don’t need no fine cuisine
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| Give me a dime for bacon rind
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| Or slip me some of that old sardine
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| Leftovers is what I want
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| Don’t need no fine cuisine
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| Give me a dime for bacon rind
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| Or slip me some of that old sardine
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| If you see her say hello
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| She’ll be out handing scraps
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| But don’t be fooled, her heart is ruled
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| By forces off the maps
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| Show me the way to the rubbish dump
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| Or the bins at closing time
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| I’d walk a mile just to catch a smile
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| From a fish without its prime
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| Leftovers is what I want
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| Don’t need no fine cuisine
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| Give me a dime for bacon rind
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| Or slip me some of that old sardine |