Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Meet the Mother, artist - Johnathan Rice. Date of issue: 09.05.2019
Song language: English
Meet the Mother |
| You’ve got to meet the mother |
| Before you kiss the bride |
| Before you take the longest ride |
| Before the rice and flowers fly |
| You’ve got to meet the mother |
| Before you kiss the bride |
| And see where she got those big brown eyes |
| Those long, long legs, that sense of style |
| Or a streak of madness ten miles wide |
| You’ve got to meet the mother |
| Before you kiss the bride |
| You could discover the cruelty concealed deep within |
| As old as the hills and original sin |
| Young man in love, take my advice |
| Make sure you meet the mother |
| Before you kiss the bride |
| 'Cause you might find her in the county jail |
| Or a state-run home in the driving hail |
| She could have two good teeth and one good eye |
| That’s why you meet the mother |
| Before you kiss the bride |
| 'Cause some fruit rolls far, far from the tree |
| But it still holds the same bad seed |
| So before that big fat knot is tied |
| Hey man, I know you really love her |
| But she’s a demon undercover |
| With a tendency to smother |
| So don’t lend money to her brother |
| And make sure you meet the mother |
| Before you kiss the bride |