| We’re headin' for the Simpson Desert, my good ol' mates and me | 
| Lots of plans, and pots and pans, and a billie for billie tea | 
| We gonna catch some yabbies, they’re yummy and they’re free | 
| Tiggles calls 'em craw-bobs, but it’s all the same to me | 
| We’re headin' for the Simpson Desert, there’s no need to speed | 
| But we won’t dilly-dally with everything we need | 
| 'Cause high rock and sand dunes and dodgin' kangaroos | 
| We’ll pump, dig, jump, start, or winch each other through | 
| Yeah, we’re headin' for the Simpson Desert, the girls are with us too | 
| They will come in handy, to make an Irish stew | 
| Ya gotta keep 'em laughing, I reckon that’s the case | 
| A happy wife is a happy life, no argument from me | 
| Yeah, we’re headin' for Ethabuka, away from Finch’s Line | 
| Underneath the cooler, around the beach and fire | 
| I’m gonna touch the stars and I’m gonna touch the moon | 
| And I’ll grab a cup of Milky Way, and I’ll eat it with a spoon | 
| Now, I find it very difficult to drink this Miller, see | 
| I’m gonna have to find a way to finish off this thing | 
| It’s all very well for Mick, he’s sinking down a few | 
| Mate is pouring wine, so the girls are giggling too | 
| No, I don’t know how to finish it, I’ll bugger it if I do | 
| There’s a thousand persons you could write them to | 
| You gotta make the words flow, near enough, I do | 
| If you snuff up the rhythm, you’ll be thrown in the billabong | 
| And everyone will go to bed (Aww) |