Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Mad Cowboy Disease, artist - John Michael Montgomery. Album song Time Flies, in the genre Кантри
Date of issue: 13.10.2008
Record label: Stringtown
Song language: English
Mad Cowboy Disease |
This little lady down in Texas tight tank top and a tan |
Rockin' True Religion britches drinking beer in a can |
She was too hot to two-step I was too dumb to just leave her alone |
But I made up my mind and I felt the fever coming on |
Kinda getting hot |
My knuckles turned white and my neck turned red |
My one good eye rolled straight back in my head |
It makes a Texas tornado seem like a cool breeze |
I can feel it coming over me, mad cowboy disease |
I was online away from scoring a win |
But I was two shots shy of three sheets to the wind |
I must’ve drank a hundred dollars sitting there just trying to work up the nerve |
Well one more Jager for my jitters and I was stagger-reaching over to her |
I really couldn’t walk that good |
Well exuse me there honay kinda’s trippin' all over myself |
Oh lordy, oh boy, here we go again |
Talking like Mel T-T-Tillis I said w-what's your n-name |
She said you ain’t no player boy and I ain’t no g-game |
But you are kinda cute so when you’re feeling better give me a call |
And with her black eye-liner she wrote her number on my trembling palm |
My knees started shaking I was breaking out a sweat |
Trying to memorize her number 'cause my hand was getting wet |
I was showing the symptoms looking for a remedy |
I can feel it coming over me, mad cowboy disease |
Aw, I got that mad cowboy disease |
Little hoof in the mouth |
Makes ya' tongue hang out all the way to the floor |
Down on hands & knees beggin' like a hungry dog |
What do ya mean get off my knees |
I kinda' like it down here anybody got a leash |