| I was waitin' for my coffee pot
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| When I heard the damn thing explode
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| Well I called the manufacturer
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| But he just put me on hold
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| Sure enough, he put me on ignore
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| By the time I got to state my case
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| You know I forgot what I was callin' for
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| I been waitin' in a traffic jam, I been waitin' for a parkin' space
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| Now I’m waitin' in the dentist chair just to see someone’s face
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| Man I don’t know just what is worse
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| Waitin' for a root canal
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| Or then to wait in line to pay the nurse
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| I just hate to wait so don’t you waste my time
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| Don’t you show up late and think that I don’t mind
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| If you want to waste your life I don’t care, just don’t waste mine
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| Now I’m waitin' for some better times, yes I’m waitin' for the day to come
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| When I can get an honest answer from anyone in Washington
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| When uncle Sam will play it straight and mother justice will be blind
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| But I won’t be betting on it, I may be crazy but I haven’t lost my mind |