| Well, I’m from the Midwest
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| I know enough to cut a path
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| Around a wood chipper
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| And be careful
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| Of any conversation
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| A man starts by callin' you skipper
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| 'Cause there ain’t no ocean 'round here
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| Though a lotta little lakes where you could disappear
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| I wonder what the fish are bitin' on today, Jimmy
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| She told me not
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| To follow her down here
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| Said he was crazy about her
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| I guess I didn’t know
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| What that meant
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| Just knew I couldn’t do without her
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| Then I seen 'em through the window sash
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| He had a Forty four pistol and a bag of cash
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| And she was foldin' some kinda pretty note paper into her breast pocket
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| What some people won’t do, to break up a happy home
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| What some people won’t do, to break up a happy home
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| Well, I got the picture
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| A temporary love shack
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| In the middle of no place
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| They were plannin'
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| On usin' that cash
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| To get away bold-faced
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| Now how long did they think they could stay
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| The troopers and the Marshall’s surely on their way
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| I ran through the yard and I banged my knee on his wood chipper
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| I was screamin' like a baby
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| She appeared at the window
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| He opened the door
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| And when I looked up
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| He said «Skipper
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| What’re you doin' here for»
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| One bullet to the head
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| Before I hit the ground I was dead
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| I guess I’m tellin' you this before you go fishin' now, Jimmy
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| What some people won’t do, break up a happy home
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| What some people won’t do, break up a happy home
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| What some people won’t do, to break up a happy home
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| What some people won’t do, to break up a happy home
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| Never found my body
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| But they killed 'em in a shoot out
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| Five miles down the road
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| They found that note paper
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| In her breast pocket
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| Thought it was somethin' written in code
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| But it was part of a letter set
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| I’d got her for Christmas ten years ago I’d bet
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| She used to just use the paper for her grocery list
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| (And it read)
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| Eggs
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| Hamburger meat
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| Bread
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| Funyuns
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| Orange drink
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| Toilet paper
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| Tidy Bowl
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| Pickles
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| Little Debbie Snack Cakes
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| What some people won’t do, break up a happy home
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| What some people won’t do, to break up a happy home
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| What some people won’t do, to break up a happy home
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| What some people won’t do, break up a happy home |