| Well he likes black coffee, fried eggs
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| And a well done T-bone steak
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| He like a red dress and pearly white teeth
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| And the flash of a pretty brown leg
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| He said back in the '30s, you know
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| You never had it made
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| He’s an engineer over on the Ohio river
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| Runnin' in the Pittsburgh trade
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| With the inspection office in Louisville
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| At a desk for a very short time
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| And he played in a band on two different boats
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| Working for the Strackfus line
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| And long ago he smoked reefer
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| And he even made home brew
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| And the reefer come in through New Orleans
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| Back before World War II
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| He’s just a feller worked on the river
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| All his life by a paddle wheel
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| You say he’s old fashioned
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| Well that ain’t no big deal
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| Well it’s too thick to navigate
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| And it’s too thin to plow
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| So let him go on mama
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| And don’t put him down for it now
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| Well he sits there an' smokes an old I-bolt cigar
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| Says he doesn’t miss it at all
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| But he still goes out and he makes a few trips
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| In the summer and then in the fall
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| Oh, the railroad trains, the bus and planes
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| Been takin' up all the slack
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| He’s been watching all those river towns
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| Slowly turn their backs
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| He’s just a feller worked on the river
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| All his life by a paddle wheel
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| You say he’s old fashioned
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| Well that ain’t no big deal
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| Well it’s too thick to navigate
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| And it’s too thin to plow
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| So let him go on mama
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| And don’t put him down for it now
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| Well he comes from a real old-time way of life
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| He had to fight to just learn how
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| And he might even have voted for Nixon once
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| But I’m sure he sees that now
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| Well Friday night he makes the best damn
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| Gumbo you’d ever want to eat
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| And Saturday morning 'fore everyone’s up
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| He’s gone off down to the fleet
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| He’s just a feller worked on the river
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| All his life by a paddle wheel
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| You say he’s old fashioned
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| Well that ain’t no big deal
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| Well it’s too thick to navigate
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| And it’s too thin to plow
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| So let him go on mama
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| And don’t put him down for it now
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| You’re as pretty as he is ugly
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| And he’s the happiest man alive
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| You’ve got him into believing
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| That old men are back in style
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| Now you see these Oysters Bienville
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| And this baked potato skin
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| I eat 'em so I can grow up an' be
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| An old man just like him
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| He’s just a feller worked on the river
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| All his life by a paddle wheel
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| You say he’s old fashioned
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| Well that ain’t no big deal
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| Well it’s too thick to navigate
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| And it’s too thin to plow
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| So let him go on mama
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| And don’t put him down for it now |