Lyrics Nice Legs Shame about The Face - John Ford

Nice Legs Shame about The Face

I met her on a blind date
hoping on an old mate
waiting on the corner she’d be dressed in black
There was i expecting a really tasty bird
He said she was good looking but should’ve doubt his word
When I saw her legs she was a right disgrace
I thought, nice legs, shame about the face
I had to take her dancing
I couldn’t let her down
So we got a bus to the other side of town
Out up on the dancefloor I wasn’t gettin' far
So I had a drink with my friends up at the bar
I asked them what they thought and what they thought about the place and the
said
Nice legs, shame about the face
She said could we gone flyin'
I said that would be fine
But when I bought the tickets
She’d already changed her mind
Yeah, she was turning out to be a real hard case
Nice legs, shame about the boat race
Downed it in the soda
Tapped me on the shoulder
whispered in my ear its gettin' kinda late
When I took her home, she hardly said a thing
Walked her to the door expected to go in
She looked me up and down and really put me in my place and she said
Nice legs, shame about the face