| Spoken:
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| Scooter? |
| Yes Ma’am. |
| Gonzo? |
| Check. |
| Robin? |
| Yes, Miss Piggy.
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| This is what we are going to sing. |
| Ahem
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| Christmas is coming, the geese is getting fast (nice),
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| Please to put a penny in the old man’s hat.
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| If you haven’t got a penny, a ha-penny will do,
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| If you haven’t got a ha-penny than God bless you (good).
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| Now Scooter, you come in after my first line, and you two boys follow.
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| Christmas is coming, the geese is getting fast,
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| Please to put a penny in the old man’s hat.
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| If you haven’t got a penny, a ha-penny will do,
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| If you haven’t got a ha-penny than God bless you.
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| Christmas is coming, the geese is getting fast,
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| Please to put a penny in the old man’s hat.
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| If you haven’t got a penny, a ha-penny will do,
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| If you haven’t got a ha-penny than God bless you.
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| If you haven’t got a ha-penny…
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| Spoken:
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| Uh, Miss Piggy? |
| We’re finished.
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| Oh, I knew that. |