| I know I’ll never find another hunk of woman like my Ann
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| She makes me feel like a great big man
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| I’m gonna go tell her momma what I think about her, say thank you ma’am
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| For giving me your daughter Ann
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| She sure is stacked from her toes to the pretty little nape
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| Of her neck she’s packed like a seed in a grape
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| She’s smooth, has marble skin
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| When I see her I believe I’m a real big guy
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| And when I go to work I’m thinking I might die
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| If I can’t hurry home again
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| If the good Lord works a hundred years at makin' me a female plan
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| I’d say, no, thanks, Lord, I’ll just keep Ann
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| How could I ever look at any other woman when I’ve got Ann
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| I feel so good when she takes my hand
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| I’m gonna go tell her daddy what I think about her, say thank you, man
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| For giving me your daughter Ann
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| When I come home and feel like I’ve been run over
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| By a ten ton truck she can rub my shoulder
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| And ease my aches and pains
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| When I lose my job and I’m down to a silver dollar
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| And I feel like a dried up gourd in a holler
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| She cools my brow like summer rain
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| If the good Lord works all night at makin' me a female plan
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| I’d say, no, thanks, Lord, I’ll just keep Ann
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| One more time!
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| I know I’ll never find another hunk of woman like my Ann
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| She makes me feel like a great big man
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| If the good Lord worked a hundred years at makin' me a female plan
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| I’d say, no thanks, Lord, I’ll just keep Ann
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| I’d say, no thanks, Lord, I’ll just keep Ann
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| Yeah! |