Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Majorca , by - John Cooper Clarke. Release date: 13.05.2012
Song language: English
Majorca |
| Fasten your seatbelts says a voice |
| Inside the plane you can’t hear no noise |
| Engines made by Rolls Royce |
| Take your choice |
| …make mine Majorca |
| Check out the parachutes |
| Can’t be found |
| Alert those passengers |
| They’ll be drowned |
| A friendly mug says «settle down» |
| When i came round i was gagged and bound |
| …for Majorca |
| And the eyes caress |
| The neat hostess |
| Her unapproachable flip finesse |
| I found the meaning of the word excess |
| They’ve got little bags if you wanna make a mess |
| I fancied Cuba but it cost me less |
| …to Majorca |
| (Whose blonde sand fondly kisses the cool fathoms of the blue mediteranean) |
| They packed us into the white hotel |
| You could still smell the polycell |
| Wet white paint in the air-conditioned cells |
| The waiter smelled of fake Chanel |
| Gauloises… garlic as well |
| Says if i like… i can call him «Miguel» |
| …well really |
| I got drunk with another fella |
| Who’d just brought up a previous paella |
| He wanted a fight but said they were yella' |
| …in Majorca |
| The guitars rang and the castinets clicked |
| The dancer’s stamped and the dancer’s kicked |
| It’s likely if you sang in the street you’d be nicked |
| The Double Diamond flowed like sick |
| Mother’s Pride, tortilla and chips |
| Pneumatic drills when you try to kip |
| …in Majorca |
| A stomach infection put me in the shade |
| Must have been something in the lemonade |
| But by the balls of Franco i paid |
| Had to pawn my bucket and spade |
| Next year I’ll take the international brigade |
| …to Majorca |