| Pity the poor man, pity the sad man
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| Pity the green man who couldn’t afford to orgy
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| Pity the policeman, pity the snowman
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| Pity the woman who couldn’t afford to orgy
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| «Say, Johnny, you’re a little lonesome?
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| Oh, come on big boy, let me show you
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| Mmm, don’t you wanna good time?»
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| Good for the postman, good for the con man
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| Good for the milkman, they can afford to orgy
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| Good for the butcher, good for the astronaut
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| Good for the curate, they can afford to orgy
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| «Come on, honey, keep breaking my heart
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| Ooh, you’re breaking my heart»
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| If it’s a problem getting together
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| Leave it alone, it’s the easiest way
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| Great while it lasts, but it don’t last forever
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| Nothing like living real dangerously
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| «Ooh, come on, give yourself a break
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| Oh, don’t worry, baby, you’ll get over it
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| Mmm, you’ll get over it»
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| Sorry to hear it, sorry to see it
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| Sorry to mention I couldn’t afford to orgy
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| Seems such a bother, one thing, another
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| Tempting and teasing, just for an orgy
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| «Oh no, you have to take a chance
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| Ah, you’ve gotta give me one chance anyway
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| Mmm, you can sure do it
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| Ah, mmm, c’mon, mmm» |