| Pity the poor man, pity the sad man | 
| Pity the green man who couldn’t afford to orgy | 
| Pity the policeman, pity the snowman | 
| Pity the woman who couldn’t afford to orgy | 
| «Say, Johnny, you’re a little lonesome? | 
| Oh, come on big boy, let me show you | 
| Mmm, don’t you wanna good time?» | 
| Good for the postman, good for the con man | 
| Good for the milkman, they can afford to orgy | 
| Good for the butcher, good for the astronaut | 
| Good for the curate, they can afford to orgy | 
| «Come on, honey, keep breaking my heart | 
| Ooh, you’re breaking my heart» | 
| If it’s a problem getting together | 
| Leave it alone, it’s the easiest way | 
| Great while it lasts, but it don’t last forever | 
| Nothing like living real dangerously | 
| «Ooh, come on, give yourself a break | 
| Oh, don’t worry, baby, you’ll get over it | 
| Mmm, you’ll get over it» | 
| Sorry to hear it, sorry to see it | 
| Sorry to mention I couldn’t afford to orgy | 
| Seems such a bother, one thing, another | 
| Tempting and teasing, just for an orgy | 
| «Oh no, you have to take a chance | 
| Ah, you’ve gotta give me one chance anyway | 
| Mmm, you can sure do it | 
| Ah, mmm, c’mon, mmm» |