Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song God Help My Man, artist - Joey+Rory. Album song Album Number Two, in the genre КантриDate of issue: 31.12.2009
Record label: Sugar Hill
Song language: English
God Help My Man |
| There must be a real good reason why he ain’t home yet |
| There must be a real bad wreck slowing him down |
| I’m hoping he blew a tyre, his old truck flipped and caught on fire |
| 'Cause God help my man if he’s fooling around |
| If he’s fooling around with some hussy he knows |
| While I’m cooking his dinner and washing his clothes |
| If he thinks he can come home and climb into my bed |
| He’s got another thing coming upside his head |
| I hope there was a homeless hooker that he gave a hug to |
| I pray that’s her lipstick on his shirt this morning I found |
| These seven numbers I see in his pocket better win the lottery |
| 'Cause God help my man if he’s fooling around |
| If he’s fooling around with some hussy he knows |
| While I’m rocking his babies and washing his clothes |
| If he thinks he can come home and climb into my bed |
| He’s got a frying pan coming upside his head |
| I hope he’s got a real good lawyer 'cause he’s gonna need one |
| 'Cause you know my daddy is the judge here in this small town |
| By the time I’m through, I’m getting my half and I’m taking his too |
| 'Cause God help my man if he’s fooling around |
| Yeah, God help my man if he’s a fooling around |