| You ask me if there’s still a chance
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| To rekindle our burned out romance
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| Well, you’re a true blue, die hard country fan
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| Let me say it in a way that you’ll understand
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| With George Straight’s a rock star, where’s that leather pants?
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| If Alan joins a boy band and all he does is dance
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| When Hank Junior’s a preacher and his hell raising days are through
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| Then maybe, just maybe, maybe I’ll come back to you
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| Now I’m not saying there’s no chance at all
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| But it don’t take no crystal ball
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| To see the chance is mighty slim
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| Chris Gains or me are coming back again
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| When Willy gives the weed up and cuts off all his hair
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| When George Jones finally says he need’s his rocking chair
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| When Dolly gets a breast reduction down a size or two
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| Then maybe, just maybe, maybe I’ll come back to you
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| When Toby Keith burns the flag and buys a foreign car
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| Paisley takes the stage and forgets how to play guitar
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| When we sell a million copies of Album Number Two
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| Huh? |
| We’ve sold how many?
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| Now I said maybe, yeah maybe, maybe I’ll come back to you
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| Yea, maybe, just maybe, maybe I’ll come back to you
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| That’s right |