| Nature is a mother, Liberty’s a lady
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| Winter is an old man, this world’s crazy
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| Johnny was a shoemaker, Benny had the Jets
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| Sandy was a hurricane, look at what she wrecked
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| Walking through the darkest night, searching for the light of day
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| If you want to take a left, make sure you’ve got the right of way
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| Watching fuzzy TV, working on a tune
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| Wrote one in at The Belvedere and played it at McLoone’s
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| If you miss your neighborhood, if you’re brokenhearted
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| Fill the world with greater good and leave your love unguarded
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| If you got a handgun in your glove compartment
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| Should I be calling shotgun or the police department?
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| You’ve got the right to bear arms, I’ve got the right to bare feet
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| I don’t want a pair of shoes, a pair of socks, a parakeet
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| Man, it was a gorgeous day, just a little windy
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| If I meet a gorgeous babe, can I call her Cindy?
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| Shoulda gone out sightseeing with my buddy Peter
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| Stayed inside my hotel like a weird nocturnal creature
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| Now I’ve got a little boy and all my songs are silly
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| If I have another son I might name him Philly
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| Darlene Love was great last night, God, I love Led Zeppelin
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| These are things I think about when life gets too depressing
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| Hope they change the gun law, God, I miss John Candy
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| If I have a little girl I won’t name her Sandy
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| Dear Lord I am meandering, I don’t know how to stop it
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| If you buy my compact disc, this song might be on it
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| I’m really digging Jersey, this is a song I wrote ya
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| Now I’m getting on a plane and going back to Nova Scotia |