
Date of issue: 05.09.2011
Record label: Sony ATV
Song language: English
Men Are Getting Scarce |
Girls listen, I’m gonna cool you cooks to something |
Listen to this |
Men are gettin scarce girls |
Gettin' scarce as hen’s teeth, yeah |
Men are gettin' scarce girls |
Gettin' scarce as hen’s teeth, yeah |
There used to be a time |
When a woman could get a man with just her charms |
Now in order for a woman to get a man |
She gotta, she gotta take him |
She gotta take him, she gotta take him |
She gotta take him right out of another woman’s arms |
Men are gettin scarce girls |
Oh their gettin' scarce girls |
Gettin' scarce as hen’s teeth,(ha ha) |
And that’s mighty scarce |
Listen to this |
I was talkin' to this woman the other day |
Now she said, she was gonna quit her man |
'Cause he’s got a raggedy car |
Can you get to that, look here, huh |
Women are funny though |
Every time her car is runnin' good |
They say chile, that’s my car (laughter) |
Soon as it gets to runnin' bad |
She say ah I don’t want that old car |
That’s his car (laughter) |
Listen she gonna say to me |
She said the other day, she said |
It runs hot, it burns oil |
This ole car is beat and rundown |
The other day the battery fell dead |
Right in the heart of town, embarrassin' me |
Let me twll you one thing baby |
You tell that man to get a tune up on that car |
Get a new set of spark plugs, some brand new tires |
And a new water pump and you keep that man |
'Cause let me tell you one thing right now |
Men are gettin scarce girls |
Ah their gettin' scarce girls |
They’re gettin' scarce as hen’s teeth,(ha ha) |
And that’s mighty scarce |
Hold it band, hold it, hold it a minute |
Say Miss Lady, now you just gonna sit there at that table |
And eat all the barbecue and ain’t gonna give me none (mumble) |
Say what? |
Oh not you again |
Say LeRoy, here’s this woman with them skinny legs again |
She got a greasy mouth this time |
Come over here and get this greasy mouth woman |
She reminds me of them folks up in Navisoda, Texas |
Eatin' barbecue and drinkin' red soda water on the 19th of June (laughter) |
Look here, give me a piece of that barbecue |
And kiss me with your greasy mouth (laughter) |
I was talkin' to this woman the other day |
Now here’s a woman that was gonna quit her man |
'Cause he wasn’t makin' enough money on his job |
Talkin' 'bout how much tax Uncle Sam take out of his money |
She went on to say something like this |
She say they take tax and more tax and they keep on takin' that tax |
Why he take so much money from my man |
We ain’t got enough to relax |
Well let me tell you one thing baby |
You let that man stay on that ole measely job |
And let him keep bringin' home that little $ 72.50 every week |
And you keep that man |
'Cause Uncle Sam is gonna get his baby |
Don’t you worry about that |
Men are gettin' scarce baby |
They’re gettin' scarce as hen’s teeth |
You got some women their man ain’t got no job |
Men droppin' off like flies |
Name | Year |
---|---|
The Love You Save (May Be Your Own) | 1964 |
Woman Like That , Yeah | 2011 |
Skinny Legs and All | 2015 |
A Sweet Woman Like You | 2015 |
Hold What You've Got | 2009 |
Papa Was Too | 2015 |
Skip A Rope | 2009 |
Green Green Grass of Home | 2014 |
Ain't Gonna Bump No More (with No Big Fat Woman) | 2015 |
S.Y.S.L.J.F.M.(The Letter Song) | 2011 |
You Keep Her | 1999 |
Hold On To What You've Got | 2015 |
Keep The One You've Got | 2009 |
The Dark End Of The Street | 2009 |
I've got to do a little bit better | 1964 |
Ain't Gonna Bump (With No Big Fat Woman) | 2008 |
I´ve Got to Do a Little Bit Better | 2014 |
Hold What You Got | 2006 |
Aint Gonna Bump No More | 2008 |
Sysljfm(The Letter Song) | 2008 |