| A couple games of pool, just a wind on dime
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| Ready to leave, I couldn’t find my keys
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| The bartender says he’s got them
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| But they’re staying here with me
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| 'Cause you’re too drunk to drive drunk this time
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| Too drunk to drive drunk this time
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| I know you might have did it a million times before
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| But you ain’t driving outta here like this no more
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| I went and looked at my car, my car looked back to me
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| I said, «We can’t go nowhere, the bartender’s got my keys»
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| You mighta driven drunk outta here before
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| But ain’t gon' let you do it anymore
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| 'Cause you’re too drunk to drive drunk this time
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| You’re too drunk to drive drunk this time
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| I know you might have did it a million times before
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| But you ain’t driving outta here like this no more
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| Well, I went back in and had another round
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| I planned some more booze to try to wine down
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| I’m ready to leave, couldn’t find my keys
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| Bartender’s still got 'em and staying here with me
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| You’re too drunk to drive drunk this time
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| You’re too drunk to drive drunk this time
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| I know you might have did it a million times before
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| But you ain’t driving outta here like this no more
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| You’re too drunk to drive drunk this time
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| Too drunk to drive drunk this time
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| I know you might have did it a million times before
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| But you ain’t driving outta here like this no more |