Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing, artist - Joe Ely. Album song From Lubbock to Laredo, in the genre ПопIf I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing |
| O weary me |
| I’m broke as a man can be |
| My bills are all due, I got holes in my shoe |
| Bill collectors, they won’t let me sleep |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing |
| I could make cash registers ring |
| What a sight to behold her, she could sit on my shoulder |
| And whimper in harmony |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing |
| What a wonderful world it would be |
| I could take her to the border and teach her how to order |
| Margaritas and Fajitas Senoritas would bring |
| The circus is coming to town |
| The telephone lines are down |
| While the tight rope they’re stretchin', my puppy is fetchin' |
| The tin cans all scattered around… |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing |
| The whole would live in peace |
| Instead of them fightin', everyone would be writin' |
| Love letters to Senators and Police |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing |
| What brave new world it would be |
| I could take her to China, on a big Jet Airliner |
| And Bark in the Park 'till the Freedom Bells Ring |
| If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing |
| There’d be no more sorrow and grief |
| I could take her to the border and teach her how to order |
| Guacamole and Posole, and feel Holy and Free! |
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