| Well you’ve all heard the story
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| About Rudolph and his nose
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| Well I’ll tell you a Christmas Tale
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| That never has been told
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| Well you may think you’ve heard it all
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| But you ain’t heard nothin' yet
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| About that crazy Christmas
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| That the North Pole can’t forget
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| Rudolph was under the weather
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| And had to call in sick
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| So he got on the horn
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| To his cousin Leroy
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| Who lived out in the sticks
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| He said Santa’s really counting on me
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| And I hate to pass the buck
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| Leroy said Hey I’m on my way
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| And he jumped in his pick-up truck
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| When Leroy got to the North Pole
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| All the reindeer snickered and laughed
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| They never seen a deer in overalls
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| And a John Deer trucker hat
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| Well Santa stepped in
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| And said just calm down
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| Cuz we all got a job to do
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| Like it or not Leroy’s in charge
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| And he’s gonna be leading you
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| And he was
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| Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
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| Hooked to the front of the sleigh
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| Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
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| And girls along the way
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| He’s just a down home party animal
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| Two Steppin all across the sky
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| He mixes jingle bells with the rebel yell
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| And made history that night
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| Before that night was over
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| Leroy had changed there tune
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| He had them scootin a hoof
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| On every single roof
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| By the light of a neon moon
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| Santa wrapped his bag with the dixie flag
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| He was having the time of his life
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| You could here him call
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| Merry Chistmas Ya’ll
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| And to all of ya’ll a goodnight
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| And he was
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| Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
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| Hooked to the front of the sleigh
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| Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
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| And girls along the way
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| He’s just a down home party animal
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| Two Steppin all across the sky
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| He mixes jingle bells with the rebel yell
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| And made history that night
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| He mixes Jingle Bells with the rebel yell
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| And made history that night |