| Whoaaa… yeah, it’s your boy Jumpoff Beezy a.k.a. Regular Joe a.k.a. That Dude
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| Shout out to all the mixtape DJs and shit
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| Stack, what up nigga
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| Webb, turn my vocals up a little bit
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| See, what we gonna do is we gonna rhyme like the other niggas and shit
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| With the bullshit rhymes, putting a whole bunch of words together just because
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| And niggas is really listening to that shit like, «Yo, he’s hot»…NOT
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| I think niggas might have forgot what the word «hot» is
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| Fucking with all these metaphor niggas with the bullshit like
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| «I'm flat like plasma»
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| «I smoke like forest fires» and all this dumb shit
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| «I'm cool like AC’s»
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| «I bang like bangers»…ha…some dumb shit
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| SO… we gonna have to teach niggas how to rap again
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| Niggas might have forgot -- go ahead and help them out
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| We recording… ARE WE RECORDING???
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| All right -- just making sure, man
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| Its, its, its that on top music!!!
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| Ok, moving on now -- we done with the no names
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| Now put the purple in the air like soul plane
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| Point blank when hammers is out
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| I’ll have it right up on your skin -- it’s like the plastic on your grandma
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| couch
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| In the hood somebody’s telling, cops cuff and arresting
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| So its somebody else besides Usher confessing
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| Spray y’all clip team
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| Y’all broke but the day y’all get cream is the day y’all meet the AR-15
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| Jason Bourne niggas sent right after a guy
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| The dudes that say word to they seed right after they lie
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| So when I spot 'em or see 'em
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| I’mma play the graveyard realtor in charge of every mausoleum
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| Buying 900 gallons of dip
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| In the crib the living room wall is 900 gallons of fish
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| The block is fucked up, my son’s feeling is helpless
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| I see why everybody in slum village is selfish. |
| nigga
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| Hard to imagine the game without me
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| Even mixtapes just ain’t been the same without me
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| And anytime beef is on or the heat is on
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| I’m on some Nelly shit in New Jerz, getting my Eagle on
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| Niggas wanna rep, better watch your back
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| Even little niggas is jumping now they Robert Pack
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| And there’s great artists out the struggling to get a joint across
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| While wack niggas need nine minutues to get a point across
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| When will you cowards learn, though?
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| I only fuck chicks looking like they off the Howard Stern Show
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| I love when black youths do they numbers and all
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| Make hits to make them little kids run to the store
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| But its like rappers ain’t got no hunger at all
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| And niggas' albums don’t leave you with a hunger for more
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| Say Joe, leave it alone -- accept it, they lost
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| But I’m a addict -- got a problem with beating a dead horse, nigga
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| Simple, man… see…two way ya boy next time you drop, man
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| No more mixtapes hit the street without the kid on them
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| Thats how we gonna do, y’all must’ve forgot like Roy Jones
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| That’s one of then wack metaphors niggas be using, too
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| Yo, I’m hot like the sun
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| I am cooler than the other… oh yeah, nigga said that
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| YOU AIN’T COOLER THAN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW, NIGGA |