| The waitress asks me if I’m famous
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| I say no, but I’m hungry
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| She says the eggs are cold, the toast is burnt
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| The bacon’s mostly fat and I say
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| Lucky me, I like it like that
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| Nowhere to stay I ring a doorbell
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| The landlord looks me up and down and says
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| The walls are thin, the rooms are cramped
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| There’s no place to hang your hat, and I say
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| Lucky me, I like it like that
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| 'Cause every day I play it straight
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| I never tempt the hand of fate
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| In a world of give and take
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| I take what’s given
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| I find a gypsy fortune teller
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| In a run down shack across the tracks
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| She says money isn’t in the cards
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| Hard work’ll break your back, and I say
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| Lucky me, I like it like that
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| Standing at the gates of heaven
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| Saint Peter smiles at me and says
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| The food is great, the hotel’s grand
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| Your bags have been unpacked, and I say
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| Lucky me, I like it like that
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| Lucky me, I like it like that |