Lyrics Maine Guy - Joan of Arc

Maine Guy

I wore a dress that day
But all I remember’s getting our free muffin
He asked me if I was
The kinda girl that’d wait
So he slept on a blanket next to the bed
When you drop out of school
But make yourself work out at 6 A. M
You must live in Maine
And have a picture of yourself as a kid in the snow
In cop sunglasses
We went up and painted his grandmas house together
She’d all the chocolate off of her candy
Had sex on a chair in grandmas living room
And ordered a bagel for breakfast each day
I’d call you from work
On the telephone in the zerox room
I hated everything
And the day wouldn’t end, you would say I’d be okay
To just come straight home
His dad accidentally shot his friend in the head
Tryna do that trick with the apple
At the end I awoke to a scratching sound
He was standing outside my window
Said your head was big
Which was true but you also had light green eyes
Pushed me in the closet
And blocked the door and made me laugh
And made me cry
Till I was out of breath
When you drop out of school
But make yourself work out at 6 A. M
You must live in Maine
And have a picture of yourself as a kid in the snow
In cop sunglasses
In cop sunglasses