| Grime is in a state of emergency
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| The scene is in chaos
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| We need a superhero to save the day
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| Who can we get?
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| (I know, let’s get Superman!)
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| Fuck that pantyhose-wearing bitch!
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| (OK, my bad, let’s get Batman!)
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| That motherfucker can’t do shit, he’s a wasteman!
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| (Alright, alright, I’ve got it, get the Ninja Turtles)
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| Are you out of your fucking mind?
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| They’re a bunch of poomplex derkheads!
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| No, we need a super shaman. |
| We need Jme
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| (Who is Jme?)
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| Jme was a grime MC from the ends
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| Until he met Mr V
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| Mr V. was a mad scientist who produced a track that gave Jme an incredible
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| superpower. |
| Anything Jme touched multiplied, duplicated and replicated.
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| Jme had the power to clone anything. |
| He could turn a Big Mac meal into a feast
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| for a thousand. |
| A KFC variety bucket will feed the world. |
| Jme is the superhero
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| we need!
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| It’s Mr. V
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| Yeah blud, it’s a lot
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| I’ve been at home all day
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| 'Cloning £50 notes, this is sick
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| But it’s a bit bait
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| 'Cause all the serial numbers are the same
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| So I can’t spend them in the same place
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| I was gonna put a deposit on a flat
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| Instead, I might just give 'em all out to the mandem
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| This is jokes
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| I don’t know what to do next
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| I’ve already cloned my TV, my iMac
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| All my garms and creps
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| I know Skepta wanted these jeans
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| So look, see?
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| I could’ve made a million by now
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| But then everybody will find out
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| Blud, this is nang
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| You’ve got nothing, you’ve got nothing
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| You want something so you need power
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| Don’t abuse your power, don’t abuse your power
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| Don’t abuse your power (Mr. V)
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| Oi, oi, MsM, let me clone your chain
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| In fact
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| I’ma find the guy with the massivest chain
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| Clone it and then give it back
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| Oh my god, I’m so dumb
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| What am I thinking?
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| With my powers, I should be stopping
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| All the poverty in Africa and all them tings
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| But the media will speculate
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| Them feds will interrogate
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| MI5 will investigate
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| That’s just too b-bait
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| (Blud, there’s feds following us)
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| Huh? |
| Wait
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| I cloned Westwood’s car
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| It’s got the same registration plate
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| Man, this is peak
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| You’ve got nothing, you’ve got nothing
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| You want something so you need power
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| Don’t abuse your power, don’t abuse your power
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| Don’t abuse your power (Mr. V)
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| Alright, alright, think, think, think
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| What can I do? |
| Where can I go?
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| First things first, get these fake 50s
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| And throw 'em out the window
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| Alright, Jme, calm down
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| Acting like you’ve been cloning P
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| When I got the power to clone
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| I wish I could unclone, see?
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| Now look at me, taking chase
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| Cloning traffic lights, cloning gates
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| Cloning pot holes, no escape
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| Oi MSM, pass me my jacket
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| Here you are, zip it up tight
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| When I pull over, just run for your life
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| I’ma do a handbrake skid
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| And we’ll disappear into the night
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| Flipping hell, man
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| These feds are on a mission
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| They must really wanna catch man
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| They want their commission
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| That’s it, I’m stuck
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| Behind this tree
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| And they know I’m here
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| I’m gonna clone me |