| Tell us once again this morning, old friend
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| How did you win the war?
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| Everybody loves a hero
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| It won’t matter if they’ve heard your tale before
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| Tell us of the time when almost everybody knew you were a star
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| And how «intelligent» you are
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| Prove that you’re a right
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| Mister «Shuck and Jive»
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| Tell us of the maid who stole your fortune
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| And nearly ruined your life
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| Or better still, the one about the T. V
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| And the couch and your best friend’s wife
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| Tell us of grand projects never finished, with somebody else to blame
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| And all the reasons that you’ve named
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| Never did it right
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| Mister «Shuck and Jive»
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| If you can get yourself together
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| Kindly write a criticism of this song
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| How it’s exquisitely constructed
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| Yet mechanical and somehow slightly wrong
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| And put it in your book about the enemy who owes you such a debt
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| You know you just might make it yet
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| But I don’t think you’ll survive
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| Mister «Shuck and Jive»
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| You know you just might make it yet
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| Mister «Shuck and Jive» |