| Thank the lord for Iraq’s and Iran’s
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| How mixed up they turned out to be
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| They all seem so clinical, I feel so cynical
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| What in the world does it mean?
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| Thank the lord for the automobile
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| We ain’t going nowhere it seems
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| We’ll risk life and death while we’re gasping for breath
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| Tell me what in the world does it mean?
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| Now listen
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| Thank the lord for the gift of our lives
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| No thanks for how tough it has been
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| I think as we sit, oh well, ain’t life a shit kick?
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| And what in the world does it mean?
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| Woah, what in the world?
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| Woah, what in the world?
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| Woah, you say that I say
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| Thank the lord for the rate of divorce
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| What misery there has been
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| You’ll be educated in sex, love and hate
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| Tell me what in the world does it mean?
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| Now here this
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| Thank the lord for my generation
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| What lousy parents we’ve been
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| While we’re at the bar, our kid’s stealing a car
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| Tell me what in the world does it mean?
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| Sing
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| Woah, what in the world?
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| Woah, what in the world?
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| Woah, you say that I say
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| You say that I say
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| Thank the lord for the state of our minds
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| The child is the father of me
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| But I think if we’d own up, I don’t think we’ve grown up
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| And what in the world does it mean?
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| Hey you
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| Thank the lord for 2000 AD
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| What a big party there’ll be
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| We’ll get high, we’ll get hooked
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| On the way home we’ll get mugged
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| And what in the world does it mean?
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| Sing it
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| Woah, what in the world?
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| Woah, what in the world?
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| Woah, you say that I say
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| Thank the lord for the state of the world
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| Big Brother has gone now we’re free
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| And brother we’re free now to kill one another
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| And what in the world does it mean?
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| Thank the lord for the gift of our death
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| (Okay everybody, out of the pool) |