Lyrics Another Day At The Office - Jim Bob

Another Day At The Office

A politician lies,
Screaming out in pain
Squirrels are hooked on crack cocaine
It’s just another day at the office
J-Lo tries on her new fur coat
Of rabbit, racoon and fox
She’s still Jenny from the block
And it’s just another day at the office
Watching the clock
Answer the phone
Taking stock
Until I go home
Our Father who art bigger than
Your father’s will be done
With the rocket and the gun
It’s just another day at the office
First we lay the carpet bombs
And then we send the builders in
Oh, it’s a Humpty Dumpty thing
And just another day at the office
Where heroin is the new arms trade
What a girl you are
A lighter and some silver foil
It’s just another day at the office
Watching the clock
Answer the phone
Taking stock
Until I go home
Loading the paper
Changing the ink
Ctrl and enter
Copy and print
I’m thinking about my future
I’m shedding my past
Oh, me and my computer
We can multitask
We’ve got data to process
We’ve got numbers to crunch
I swear I’ll hand in my notice
Before I break for lunch
As cheap as dirt and as big as the smirk
Of that stupid fucking clown
With a shake to wash it down
It’s just another day at the office