| I wanna say welcome to a wonderland
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| An amusement park full of delights and
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| The best part is they have one in every town
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| It’s your local market where you ride a cart around
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| They have stacks of candy in every isle
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| And every kind of cereal that goes on for miles
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| Flour and milk that can be made
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| Into brown gravy for supper Sunday
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| They got 50 pound bags of chicken nuggets
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| They got yummy yogurt by the bucket
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| Shelves and shelves of home made stuffin'
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| Oh what a treat
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| That’s what I love about the grocery store
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| They have everything that you could want and so much more
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| It’s so hard to keep my hands inside the cart
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| But I better try or mom won’t bring me back no more
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| They got sweet and sour stir fried rice
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| They got Alaskan salmon sitting on ice
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| They got blue corn chips and bagel bites
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| Coconut in a can
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| And if your from the south you’ll be really pleased
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| They have black eyed peas and collared greens
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| And if you’re from the North there’s stuff just for you
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| Like king crab legs and eskimo pie, too
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| They have lots of veggies so you’ll grow up tall
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| Beef and chicken so you’ll be strong and all
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| The dairy to help build unbreakable bones
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| Hey, ice cream counts, at least I think so
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| They have chocolate chip cookies and pecan snookies
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| And pop corn snacks where it’s says on the back
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| You get a toy surprise like x-ray glasses for your eyes
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| There’s croissant rolls, jelly rolls, soda fountains overflow
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| If I don’t get my snow cone my head will explode
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| They got barbecue chicken with all the fixings
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| Sweet buttermilk for buttermilk biscuits
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| Brownies in a box, just water and mix em'
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| Oh oh, Ummm Ummm good
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| Yes, it’s so hard to keep my hands inside the cart
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| But I better try or mom won’t bring me back no more
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| Please
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| This is the last thing I’ll ever ask for in my entire life
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| Please
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| It’s just 99 cents |