| You wear couture clothing like a hunter wears camouflage
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| Hiding insecurity hoping no one ever catches on
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| You like to read scientific magazines like Vanity Fair
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| There was a well-written article about serotonin in there
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| You keep the same company you think Coco kept too
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| You wear a bracelet on your wrist that says What Would Elvis Do?
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| You make snide comments in private but in public you’re fashionably green
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| You’re ironic, but not too proud to brag, you know what it really means
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| Oh, cynicism has begun to numb the pain
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| Fashion still works until you realize you’re the same
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| Plain Jane
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| You have a rock hard body but you only make love in the dark
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| Beneath painted legs you’re afraid they’ll see what’s really in your heart
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| You say cool things like at least murder is interesting
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| Cause the worst crime a person can commit in life is to be boring
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| Oh, cynicism has begun to numb the pain
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| Fashion still works until you realize you’re the same
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| Plain Jane
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| Such a sweet face, just embrace the real you
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| You will see it’s just lovely and more than enough to be loved
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| Yes, loved
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| Loved
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| Oh, cynicism has begun to numb the pain
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| And fashion still works until you realize you’re the same
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| Plain
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| What’s wrong with plain old Jane?
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| Kinda like plain Jane
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| I like plain Jane |