
Date of issue: 21.11.1993
Record label: Parlophone
Song language: English
The Curse |
Young gladys was a silky maiden |
At thirteen, she was going strong, yeah. |
Oh, gladys. |
Nicely filled out, fully laden, |
But down below there was something wrong, yeah. |
Oh, gladys. |
Nobody told her about the secrets |
That ladies have to hide |
Mom had no words to describe the things |
That happened inside. |
Need someone to help me, |
I feel that theres a curse on me, oh. |
Went down into the local disco, |
For what used to be the one night, yeah, |
Oh gladys. |
Felt a searching hand to frisk her, |
Along the legs of the water line, yeah, |
Oh gladys. |
Now gladys knew she was in no condition |
In no mood to play |
I cracked a knee in her soft spot, nothing |
Had got in her way. |
I want no one to touch me, |
I feel theres a curse on me, oh. |
Directed down to the local drugstore |
Got fixed up, now shes doing fine, yeah |
Oh gladys |
Equipped with various kinds of apparatus |
You know the feminine hygiene kind, yeah |
Oh gladys |
Must have been a man to do these things |
Who won her fall from grace |
That day he programmed me You should have seen the smile on his face |
He said ``youll need someone to help you |
When you feel like cursing me, oh. |
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