| Brain-storming, habit-forming, battle-warning weary winsome actor spewing
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| Spineless chilling lines--
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| The critics falling over to tell themselves he’s boring
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| And really not an awful lot of fun
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| Well who the hell can he be when he’s never had V.D.,
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| And he doesn’t even sit on toilet seats?
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| Court-jesting, never-resting--he must be very cunning
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| To assume an air of dignity
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| And bless us all
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| With his oratory prowess
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| His lame-brained antics and his jumping in the air
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| And every night his act’s the same
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| And so it must be all a game of chess he’s playing--
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| But you’re wrong, Steve. |
| You see, it’s only solitaire |