| The tiny ant leaves his tiny ant drops in the sand,
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| And makes his home inside a rusty watering can,
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| Occasionally going out to look for bread and jam.
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| He runs into a sparrow who hasnt eaten for a week,
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| And later, quite contented, the sparrow cleans his beak,
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| Failing to notice pussy cat has come out to take a leak.
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| Our cat partakes of dinner when a sodden kangaroo
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| Emerges from the undergrowth and asks to use the loo.
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| Kangaroos arent usually dangerous, for that would never do.
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| My goodness, will you look at all the animals queuing on the stairs!
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| Look at the animals in the zoo; |
| how would you like to be one?
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| Theyre waiting to use the lavatory and putting chewing gum in each
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| Others hair.
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| Look at the animals, look at you; |
| well how would you like to free one?
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| Good gracious, will you look at all the animals playing with their tools!
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| Look at the animals, look at you; |
| well how would you like to queer one?
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| Flying from the chandeliers and treading in their elephantine stools.
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| Look at the animals, two by two; |
| arent you glad to be one?
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| This kangaroos a lunatic and his pouch is very full
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| Of pussy cats and penguins who cant fly as a rule,
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| But then neither could the pussy cat: he never went to school.
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| The kangaroo gets nervous when confronted by the size
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| Of an elephant named simon who is always telling lies;
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| He swears he wears green corduroys and can button up his fly.
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| Presently, a fatter simons indigestion fails.
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| He regurgitates the whole damn mess into an aluminum pail,
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| And the tiny ant scuttles back inside his watering can
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| Occasionally going out to look for bread and jam. |