| Wake up, Major, a stitch on your hat,
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| You fell out of bed and then you landed in the cash,
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| So what’s in your diary today?
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| Call on your main man
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| What can he do for you?
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| Hang out with stupid, so you can tell him what to do Major this is your day
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| Living alone in a jar
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| Never gets you very far
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| He can read your mind
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| Make you feel all right
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| Sgt Major knows what you want
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| He knows what you are
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| One day you’ll be a star
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| Yeah the Major knows what you want
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| Take out your paper and throw it away
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| Everything is useless, ain’t got a lot to say
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| And Major this is your way
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| The Major is drownin coz he opened his mouth
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| Starts to explain it but nothin’s comin out
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| Major what can you say?
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| I hope that you like who you are
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| Coz living alone in a jar
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| Never gets you very far
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| He can read your mind
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| Make you feel alright
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| Sgt Major knows what you want
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| He knows what you are
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| One day you’ll be a star
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| Yeah the Major knows what you want
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| I know you think that you made it I know what i meant to say
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| While you looked in the mirror
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| I was gettin away
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| To you there is nothing to say
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| He can read your mind
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| Make you feel alright
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| Sgt Major knows what you want
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| He knows what you are
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| One day you’ll be a star
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| Yeah the Major knows what you want
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| Wooowooo
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| Wooowooo |