| Who took the bomp?
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| Every day and night, every day and night
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| I can see yr disco, disco dick
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| Is sucking my heart out of my mind
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| I'm outta time, I'm outta fucking time
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| I'm a gasoline gut with a Vaseline mind, but
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| Wanna disco? | 
| Wanna see me disco?
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| Let me hear you depoliticize my rhyme
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| (One, two, three, four)
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| You got what you been asking for
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| Yr so policy free and yr fantasy wheels
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| And everything you think and everything you feel
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| Is alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
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| I take you home, now watch me get you hot
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| Yr just a parrot when yr screaming and yr shouting
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| "More crackers, please! More crackers, please!"
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| You want what you want but you don't wanna be on your knees
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| Who does yr, who does yr hair?
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| Who took the bomp from the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp?
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| Who took the ram from the rama-lama-ding-dong?
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| Who took the bomp from the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp?
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| Who took the ram from the rama-lama-ding-dong?
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| "How are you?"
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| "Fine, thank you?"
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| "How are you?"
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| "Fine, thank you?"
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| You bought a new van the first year of yr band
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| Yr cool and I hardly wanna say "not"
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| Because I'm so bored
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| That I'd be entertained even by a stupid floor
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| A linoleum floor, linoleum floor
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| Yr lyrics are dumb like a linoleum floor
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| I'll walk on it, I'll walk all over you
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| Walk on it, walk on it, walking one, two
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| (Who? Who? Who? Who?)
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| Who took the bomp from the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp?
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| Who took the ram from the rama-lama-ding-dong?
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| Who took the bomp from the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp?
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| Who took the ram from the rama-lama-ding-dong?
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| "See you later"
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| "See you later"
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| "See you later"
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| "See you later" |