| So I’m home agian on a Friday night,
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| When everyone I know is out on the town being less than polite to each other,
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| hoping that someone will give them attention,
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| a telephone number or free beer,
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| atleast thats what I hear.
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| And as I watched the local news,
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| the neighbors are throwing a kegger bigger than banaroo.
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| The hallway is crowded and people are shouting,
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| consider it phrases like «blow me» and «bitch you dont even know me.»
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| When I should make bad desicions and hit on a stranger,
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| smash my television or put my life in danger.
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| Cause I wanna know what its like,
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| to try to start a bar fight.
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| Instead of getting cozy with a glass of red wine,
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| watching every episode of family guy.
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| They say that i should get out more they’re probably right right,
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| they’re probably right.
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| So I got a call from Paul and he’s high,
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| he said this party is sick, you better come quick, or try to stop by.
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| I said Im already out and im really quite buisy,
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| but who am I kidding I’m doing laundry.
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| No wonder no one calls me,
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| but I should make bad desicions and hit on a stranger.
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| Smash my television or put my life in danger,
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| cause I wanna know what it’s like,
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| to try to start to start a bar fight.
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| Instead of getting cozy with a glass of red wine,
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| Reading Harry Potter for the 17th time.
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| And they say that I should get out more they’re probably right right,
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| they’re probaly right,
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| they’re probably right right,
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| they’re probably right. |