| Suzy the Cow doesn’t frown
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| She keeps it together alright
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| Even though she wants to cry
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| Wants to feel satisfied
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| As the tears start to slide
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| Down cheeks of black and white
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| She’s had a false smile tacked on her face
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| Ever since that dreadful day
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| When she broke it off
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| Oh Llama Lamar, if you only knew
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| How much she misses you
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| Just call her up to share a little joke
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| You fool
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| You ever stop to think that she’s not a «bitch»?
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| Life ain’t so simple y’know
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| Maybe it’s circumstance; |
| it’s time again
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| For romance, she needs your romance
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| She downs the hooch after dark
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| She’s been fucking some goateed shark
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| All she wants is that damn llama
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| She wants this to be a comma
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| A little ripple of nasty drama;
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| Just hope there’s not much trauma
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| She’s sick of all these sad songs singing her life
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| Of all this useless shit advice
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| She’s heard it all more than twice
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| Oh Llama Lamar, if you only knew
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| How much she thinks of you
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| C’mon and break that vow; |
| call the cow
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| You fool
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| You ever stop to think that she’s not a «bitch»?
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| Life ain’t so simple y’know
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| Maybe it’s circumstance; |
| it’s time again
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| For romance, she needs your romance |