| Today he traded his big 98 Oldsmobile
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| He got a heck of a deal
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| On a new Porsche car
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| He ain’t wearing his usual grey business suit
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| He’s got jeans and high boots
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| With an embroidered star
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| An today he’s forty years old going on twenty
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| Don’t look for the grey in his hair
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| 'Cause he ain’t got any
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| He’s got a young thing beside him
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| That just melts in his hand
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| He’s middle aged crazy
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| Trying to prove he still can
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| He’s gotta a woman he’s loved for a long long time at home
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| Ah but the thrill is all gone
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| When they cut down the lights
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| They’ve got a business that they spent a while comming by Been a long uphill climb
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| But now the profits are high
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| But today he’s forty years old going on twenty
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| And he hears of sordid affairs and he aint had any
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| And the young thing beside him
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| You know she understands
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| That he’s middle aged crazy
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| Trying to prove he still can |