| Yeah, I work all week just to make a draw
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| Sometimes I don’t ride 'em at all
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| But I’m hooked in and I got to ride that train
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| When I get down in that chute
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| I can’t keep from thinkin' about all that loot
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| I’m a ro-do-o de-o de-o cowboy
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| Bordering on the insane
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| That’s why I drink a cheeseburger, eat a six-pack
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| Take a Darvon to kill the pain
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| Pay thirty-two fifty just to take a fall
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| I live through it to tell you 'bout it all
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| I’m a ro-de-o de-o de-o de cowboy
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| Bordering on the insane
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| Now, relax and take a deep breath or two
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| It’s a one time shot and then you’re through
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| Hang on, boy, and someday you’ll have fame
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| When they open up that gate
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| The bull takes off like a runaway freight
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| And you’re a ro-de-o de-o de-o de cowboy
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| Bordering on the insane
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| That’s why I eat a cheeseburger, drink a six-pack
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| Take a Darvon to kill the pain
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| Pay thirty-two fifty just to take a fall
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| I live through it just to talk about it all
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| I’m a ro-de-o de-o de-o de cowboy
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| Bordering on the insane
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| The cobwebs sure are thick, what’s goin' on? |
| I feel like all my circuits are blown
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| I can’t remember my number or name
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| Gimme a beer or two and I’ll feel fine
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| 'Least it’s worked ev’ry other time
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| 'Cause I’m a ro-de-o de-o de-o de cowboy
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| Bordering on the insane |