Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Ramblin', Scramblin', artist - Jerry Jeff Walker.
Date of issue: 31.12.1998
Song language: English
Ramblin', Scramblin' |
Ramblin', scramblin' |
Tryin' to get my mind untangled |
Ain’t never seen nothin' in the whole wide world |
That give more trouble than to try 'n' love a girl |
Like most everybody I’ve had bad luck, you know I’ve been down and out and |
didn’t have a buck |
I’ve been hired and fired and loved and mistrusted and three or four women left |
me busted |
Took my money… Took my lovin'… Took my toothpaste too |
First went ramblin' a few years ago, some fool woman she tried to tell me no |
I had an ol' leather bag it wasn’t even mine, I had a heart full of sorrow and |
a tangled up mind |
She done it… She kept squezzing toothpaste in my ear… She said I couldn’t |
leave |
Took 3 or 4 steps backwards and gave her a dropkick right in the crotch |
Her eyes lit up and said oh your leaving… yeah |
Yeah, I headed for New Orleans Louisiana and all night drinkin' and jazz piano |
That music in the air will set your toes a tappin' but those hustlin' women |
sent me a packin' |
Lickity split… I split |
Met a gal down there said she came from way out west, said she could roll a |
cigarette with just one hand |
She proved it… she rolled me with the other |
Yeah, I grabbed my bag I had my hat in my hand, took the advice to go west |
young man |
I figured now I’d finally learned my lesson, me and women weren’t messin' |
Met another un… Wasn’t too good lookin'… But juggs whew |
I’m not saying she’s a big chick or anything but one time I did ask her what |
size bra she wore |
She said 6 7/8. |
I said my god what did you measure it with… She said Stetson |
whew |
Yeah well, I got to Californ-i-a, I figured it was time I headed her my way |
She was talking about us and having a home and I was talking about us and |
livin' in Uncle Henry’s basement |
She said what… said she didn’t understand |
I proceeded to take 3 or 4 steps backwards and give her a dropkick right in the |
crotch |
I said honey I believe in treating women gentle but first you’ve got to get |
their attention |
Yeah, the same things have happened over again, every time I meet a woman she |
tries to pin me in |
Found the only way to handle a woman is to keep your bags packed, keep movin', |
steppin' lightly |
Eyes forward, proud, determined, masculine |
Probably get horny |
Can’t live with 'em and you can’t live without em |
That’s why I write so many of these weird songs I guess |