Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Put My Hand In, artist - Jerry Herman
Date of issue: 21.11.1994
Song language: English
I Put My Hand In |
I have always been a woman who arranges things |
For the pleasure and the profit it derives |
I have always been a woman who arranges things |
Like furniture and daffodils and lives |
When a man with a timid tongue |
Meets a girl with a diffident air |
Why should the tortured creatures beat around the bush |
When heaven knows mother nature always needs a little push |
So I put my hand in here |
I put my hand in there |
And a girl over 6 foot 3 |
Loves a man who comes up to her ear |
Surely it’s obvious she’ll never be seduced |
'Til some kind soul condescends |
To give her beau a little boost |
So I put my hand in there |
I put my hand in here |
I have always been a woman who arranges things |
It’s my duty to assist the Lord above |
I have always been a woman who arranges things |
Like luncheon parties, poker games, and love |
My aplomb at cosmetic art |
Turned a frump to a trump lady fair |
She had a countenance a little bit like scrooge |
But oh today you would swear the Lord himself applied the rouge |
When I put my hand in here |
I put my hand in there! |
I put my hand in here |
I twist a little, stir a little |
Him a little, her a little |
Shape a little, mold a little |
Some poor chap gets sold a little |
When I use my fist a little |
Some young bride gets kissed a little |
Pressure with the thumbs |
Matrimony comes |
When, I put my hand in there… |
For when my little pink wiggles |
Some young maiden gets the giggles |
Then I make my knuckles active |
«My» he says «She's so attractive.» |
Then I move my index digit |
And they both begin to fidget |
Then I clench my palm |
The preacher reads a psalm |
When I put my hand in there! |