| Yo, Pete!
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| A bunch of us are gonna go to my house play video games,
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| prank call some girls.
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| You wanna come with?
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| Sorry, fellas, I’m busy.
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| Why dude?
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| What’re you doing?
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| What am I doing?
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| Petey!
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| I’m running errands with my mom
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| (Runnin') I’m running errands with my mom
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| (Runnin') I’m running errands with my mom
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| (Runnin') With who?
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| My mom!
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| With who?
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| My mom!
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| I roll up to the car while I’m rapping to the beat,
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| I’m so hardcore that I take the front seat.
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| I ride shotgun like a nice young man,
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| Yo, what up ladies?
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| Is that a mini-van?
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| Windows rolled down,
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| lots of gas in the tank.
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| Where we going first, Mom?
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| We’re stopping by the bank.
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| At the ATM,
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| transaction was sweet.
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| Mom, before you go,
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| don’t forget your receipt.
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| We back in the van,
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| open up the skylight
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| Next stop is the salon!
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| Haircut?
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| No, just highlights.
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| Mom parks the car and she takes her time
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| 'Cuz she’s mad conscientious,
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| and stays within the lines.
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| I’m runnin' errands with my mom.
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| (Runnin') I’m runnin' errands with my mom.
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| (Runnin') I’m runnin' errands with my mom.
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| (Runnin') With who?
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| My mom!
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| With who?
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| My mom!
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| At the salon with my gangsta lean,
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| Getting all the gossip from lady magazines.
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| You know that I’m the king,
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| I spit an ill verse.
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| Yo you mad trippin' Linda,
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| YOUR SHOES DON’T MATCH YOUR PURSE!
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| We rollin' down the street, next errand of the day.
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| Time to pick up Lil' Sis
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| 'cuz she’s finished with ballet
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| Lil' Sis is in the house,
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| Ti-ti-ti-time to get amazed.
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| My bro’s got rhymes for minutes
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| but I got rhymes for days.
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| See big brother counting raps,
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| Yo, y’all know what’s up,
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| Where all my lil' sisses at?
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| Throw-throw-throw-throw them hands up!
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| Running errands is so tight, 'cuz my mom’s as cool as ice
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| Where to next, Mom?
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| She says,
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| «Home!»
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| We say, «Nice!»
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| Cook mom, cook mom,
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| whatchu cooking?
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| Cook mom, cook mom,
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| whatchu cooking?
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| We out. |
| Now throw some coupons at the camera, Mom,
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| what’s up
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| Oh, here’s some coupons,
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| soup,
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| bacon,
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| cheese?
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| Ha!
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| Holler at your moms!
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| Haha, holler!
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| Oh, come on, guys. |