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Lyrics Toledo Surprise - Jennifer Smith, Lenny Wolpe, Garth Kravits
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| Chop the nuts
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| Pound the dough
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| Bake it up
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| Nice and slow
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| Then you got a Toledo
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| Toledo Surprise
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| Now sing it!
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| Pit the peach
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| Peel the skin
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| Mush it up
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| Throw it in
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| That’s a tasty Toledo
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| Toledo Surprise
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| First you beat it up
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| Then you sweet it up
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| When you heat it up
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| If it tries to rise
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| Don’t let it
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| It’s a snap
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| Try it folks
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| Whip your whites
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| Split your yolks
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| Then you got a Toledo
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| Toledo Surprise
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| You boys are naturals. |
| Keep it up 5−6-7−8
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| Mr. Feldzeig? |
| OOOh, what’s going on here?
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| Ah, Kitty! |
| I’m developing a new act.
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| Toledo Surprise
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| YOu’re putting gangsters in the act and you won’t put me in it? |
| They’re not
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| even in the union.
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| Shh! |
| You got it all wrong. |
| The new act is for you Kitty. |
| And these boys are
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| you’re backup dancers.
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| Backup dancers? |
| Holy cats!
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| What the hot toledo
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| Does to my libido
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| Good? |
| Mmmm, yes indeedo
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| Sugary yum yum
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| SURPRISE!
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| Squeeze the cream
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| Grease the pan
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| Lick the spoon
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| Flip the flan
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| Makes you bust your tuxedo
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| Toledo Surprise
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| Wait! |
| Wait! |
| Aldolpho, he make an anouncement. |
| Wedding is off!
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| What? |
| For the love of god, why? |
| Aldolpho has made love to the bride!
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| That’s not the bride you idiot. |
| That is the chaperone.
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| What?
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| The wedding is on!
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| The wedding is off!
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| What?
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| Robert has kissed a French girl. |
| Her name is Mimi. |
| She’s very beautiful
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| I couldn’t help it, Janet. |
| She was just like you. |
| Only French
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| Sweet mother of pearl!
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| Underling?
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| Yes madam?
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| What is all the commotion about?
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| The wedding, madam.
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| Wedding? |
| Oh, I love weddings.
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| I’m afraid it has been called off.
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| Oh. |
| How terrible.
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| Yes, what a tragedy! |
| What a wonderful, wonderful tragedy! |
| Clear the floor boys,
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| I’ll show you how it’s done!
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| First you beat it up
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| Then you sweet it up
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| When you heat it up
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| If it tries to rise
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| Don’t let it
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| Toledo Surprise!
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| Surprise?
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| Wait until it’s ready
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| Surprise?
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| Wait until it’s ready
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| Surprise?
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| Wait until it’s ready
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| Now it’s lookin' ready
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| Surprise!
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| You got it
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| Makes me twitch
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| Makes me shake
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| This dessert
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| Takes the cake
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| Hits me like a torpedo
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| Toledo Surprise
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| Toledo Surprise
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| Toledo Surprise
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| Surprise
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| Surprise
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| Surprise
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| Surprise
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| Surprise
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| Chop the nuts |
| Pound the dough
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| Bake it up
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| Nice and slow
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| Then you got a Toledo
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| Toledo Surprise
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| Then you got a toledo surprise!
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| Surprise!
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| Wait until it’s ready
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| Surprise!
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| Wait until it’s ready
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| Surprise!
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| That’s a tasty Toledo Surprise! |
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