Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Pretty Bird, artist - Jemaine Clement.
Date of issue: 31.12.2010
Song language: English
Pretty Bird |
I was striking suave, ambitious |
Feet to beak, so birdylicious |
Now I’m vile, I am villainous and vicious |
Oh, and malicious |
I had it all, a TV show, women too |
I was tall, over 1 foot 2 |
Then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes |
That’s why I am so evil, why I do what I do |
(He was a superstar) So young and vital |
(He's nasty) A South American Idol |
(He's a suspicious bird) Who said that about me? |
(A very vicious bird) I’ll have you rotisseried |
I was the king of telenovelas |
The envy of all the other fellas |
Then I was pushed out |
For a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay |
They called Patricious |
Common Paraguayan name |
(He's a nasty bird) I’m insidious |
(He's ghastly) Oh, I’m hideous |
(He was a real macaw) I’m a cockatoo |
(An obscene bird) Yes, that word’s true |
I’m a feathery freak with a beak, a bird murderer |
You think you’re better than me, I never heard of ya |
I’m evil, I fill your cheese ball with weevils |
I poop on people and I blame it on the seagulls |
It was him |
(He's a nasty bird) I’m invincible |
(He's ghastly) I’m unminceable |
I’m unwashable, unrinseable |
Like an abandoned school I have no principle |
All of you Brazilian birds |
All 18 million birds |
I’ll tell you what I’m going to do |
I’m going to make you… |
Shut up now, shut up, it’s just me — |
I will make you ugly too |
Did you hear how dramatic that was |
With the end? |