| Curtain opens, spotlights the gentleman
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| Signing his love letter «Best wishes, Simpleton»
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| Dialog swam from his pen like pollywogs
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| He knew better that perfume was gravity
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| Pulling him closer to what could be tragedy
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| Love is blind, deaf and dumb, but never mind
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| You better catch me when I fall
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| I’m on my roller skates
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| Cause any ol' way that I fall
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| I land in your arms even though it’s wrong
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| Cause I love my new mistake
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| Intermission gave way to a miracle
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| The birth of an accident grew to a spectacle
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| That couldn’t wait
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| The mother was three weeks late
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| So Father Mason clutching his crucifix
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| Baptized the baby in whiskey and licorice
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| What a lovely way
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| Drowning sins in tooth decay
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| Looks like our hero’s gonna fall
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| The boughs are bound to break
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| Cause any ol' way that I fall
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| I’ll be in your arms as we lie awake
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| With our lovely new mistake
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| You better catch me when I fall
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| My sugar trampoline
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| Cause any ole way that I fall
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| I land in your arms even though it’s wrong
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| Cause I love my new mistake
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| The ending turned tragic when many years later
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| The baby had grown up and married a pop singer
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| I guess it was her turn to make (her first mistake)
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| Any ole time at all
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| Any ole way that I fall
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| Any ole time at all
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| Any ole way that I fall
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| Any ole time at all
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| Any ole way that I fall
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| I just lie awake with my new mistake |