| Life is a story don’t you doubt
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| Bad times give you something to talk about
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| The next time you feel you’re all worn out
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| Remember life is a story
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| Don’t you doubt
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| It only takes a day for everything to turn around
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| Love is a story they tell to you
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| But the way they tell it ain’t quite true
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| You’ll wake up one day and you’re twenty-two
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| You know love is just a story that they tell to you
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| Love takes a lot of work like everything else you’re Gonna do
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| Friends are just the people that you can talk with
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| Somebody to talk about that somebody to talk About this
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| But everyone changes and forever is a myth
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| Friends are just the people that you can talk with
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| A lot of them’ll leave but only a few you’re gonna Miss
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| School is the place where I did my growing
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| They fill your brain to overflowing
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| They tell you this is all stuff you need to be knowing
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| School is the place where I did my growing
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| Just when I got to like it it was time to be going
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| The world is the place where it all happens
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| They draw lines on it and call it a map
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| In between every line’s a different flag flapping
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| The world is the place where it all happens
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| Six billion people all taking turns eating in a napkin
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| Animals are critters just like you and me
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| The only difference is that they don’t worry
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| About things that they can’t smell or see
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| Animals are critters just like you and me
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| So we buy pants and deodorants and claim not to be
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| Songs are just something to waste your time
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| I listen to yours and you listen to mine
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| Before we know it the day’s gone by
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| Songs are just something to waste your time
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| So is everything else to do whatever makes you feel Fine
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| God’s just a story someone made up long ago
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| Before they had books and tv shows
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| I don’t believe in him and I ain’t afraid to say so
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| You know god’s just a story someone made up long Ago
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| But it’s hard not to be superstitious despite all you Know
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| Everyone’s born and everyone dies
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| Everyone has a time and wonders why
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| The ocean’s blue so is the sky
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| Everyone’s born and everyone dies
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| The old lady cries, the new baby cries… and sighs
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| Kisses are weird but they can be fun
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| Instead of shaking hands it’s like shaking tongues
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| I wish I got to do it more when I was young
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| Kisses are weird but they can be fun
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| I hate going once a month without kissing anyone
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| At this point it’s been since uh… how many months
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| I think if kissing someone could make them Pregnant
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| The last person I kissed would have had their kid by Now
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| Dreams are weird but they can be fun too
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| They happen more often than kisses it’s true
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| In some I was naked and in some I flew
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| Dreams are weird but they can be fun too
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| I wonder if you’re dreaming about me when I’m Dreaming about you
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| Now that you heard everything I said
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| There ain’t nothing new inside your head
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| If you want, disregard it all go ahead
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| Now that you’ve heard everything I said
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| There are probably one or two things you coulda Been doing instead
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| Life is a story don’t you doubt
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| Bad times give you something to talk about
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| The next time you feel you’re all worn out
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| Remember life is a story
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| Don’t you doubt
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| It only takes a day for everything to turn around |